Vinegar Syndrome Peekarama Review: Robin's Nest (1980) / Bella (1979)

  “There's high flying Action when the pretty little birds flock together...”

Newlyweds Alan (Eric Edwards, Laura's Toys) and Robin (Arcadia Lake, Debbie Does Dallas) spend their first day as a married couple by moving in to their new apartment. Naturally, that evening they christen said apartment like most couples would do and damn do they start married life with a bang! The perfect start to what will be a truly future? Maybe not, because fast forward six months later and the couple's bickering has lead to the pair undergoing a trial separation and Robin to move out. She decides to stay with her high society nympho of a friend; Glenna (Robin Byrd, Pleasure Palace). The pair then do some “catching up”. With her mind somewhat at ease, Robin's healing process is off to a great start! Alan on the other hand is a bumbling, scruffy mess. Thankfully, he gets cheered up by his own nympho of a friend; Larry (Paul Thomas, The Price of Desire) after a chance encounter in the local drinking hole. Unlike Glenna however, Larry is a bit of a creep who in his spare time likes to stalk a cheating housewife known as Mrs. G (Marcia Mager, Sweet Wet Lips). After a few drinks, Larry invites Alan back to his wife Lorraine's (Samantha Fox, Babylon Pink) funded swanky abode. How does he cheer up Alan? By letting him have some “consoling” of his own with Lorraine's young plaything; Honey (Crystal Day, Secrets of a Willing Wife). If things weren't complicated and ugly enough (well, depends on how you look at it.) for both Alan and Robin, the fact that Lorraine is “good friends” with Glenna may just make the situation uglier than it already is!

In a nutshell, Robin's Nest is a simple piece of melodrama with a touch of comedy thrown in for good measure. Stylistically, the film reminded me of a late 1960's piece of sexploitation cinema. After looking at Victor Bertini's filmography, that was no surprise to me as this (his final film) was his first film since a trio of late 1960's sexploitation efforts (his only other directorial credits). Of course, instead of flirty thrills, we have unsimulated sex and even though the cinematography and set layouts are reminiscent of retro cheeseball sexploitation cinema, there is a contemporary (for the time) style and set decoration. It makes for a visually intriguing experience. Overall, the film has a sense of cheapness about it, but Bertini pulls off a somewhat accomplished piece of hardcore cinema. You'd think he'd been shooting X-Rated skin flicks for years! To compliment the action, there's a great selection of music throughout and although credited to an outfit called Goldenrod, it seems more likely that it's just a tactic to hide the (wonderfully handpicked) usage of library music. To match the style, there are great performances throughout from everyone involved. Although only appearing together in a handful of scenes, there's genuine chemistry between Arcadia Lake and Eric Edwards (something I will touch upon again at the end of the review!. It's not exactly the most entertaining film of its kind, but there are some great individual gags throughout and definitely worth watching more than once. On a completely different note, it reminded me of the 1985 shot on video outing; The Initiation of Cynthia, a film I have watched recently... What do you mean you don't care!?

  “The most Classically Erotic film ever made...”With her husband Bob (Jake Teague, Cannibal Ferox) constantly away on business trips, it's no surprise that lonely housewife Susan (Diana Sloan, Dracula Exotica) would begin an affair with the local hunky handyman Tom (Eric Edwards). Unfortunately for her however, her young daughter Bella (Tracy Adams, Fascination) discovers her engaging in her dirty little hobby after returning home earlier than usual one day. Instead of confronting her mother and revealing the truth to her father upon his return, Bella is overcome by lust after witnessing Tom and his DIY skills. Thus, begins a sordid little love triangle. Bella's lust soon turns to love and obsession, but Tom is unwilling to commit. Bella's obsession combined with her jealousy leads her to take drastic measures, involving her friend and all-round unknowing participant; Patty (Arcadia Lake). With the stakes and tensions high, what happens will change everyone and everything forever. Will Bella do something she may regret or can she come to a compromise with her mother? One thing's for certain, this is probably the most hands-on work Tom has ever had to do in his life!

  Much like the previous film, Bella is a melodrama with a simple concept. It may not be the most original of concepts, but it's far from the weakest attempt at the “mother and daughter fall for the same man” plot. Things are pretty straightforward and somewhat vanilla for most of the film, but the final third REALLY stands out. It may not be the most shocking, heart-wrenching or adrenaline filled final thirds, but it definitely leaves an impression. All in all, it's a solidly paced film with only a couple of sex scenes being a few minutes too long. In terms of pornography, there's no complaints at all. Aside from Diana Sloan, the film is well acted and the characters are believable. Although the delivery of her dialogue is wooden to say the least, it doesn't detract too much from the overall film. The star of the show for me is of course the lovely Tracy Adams who really does portray the obsessed naïve lover almost perfectly. That being said, even if her performance wasn't the greatest, you really wouldn't complain. It's a travesty that this was only the second of a handful of films she starred in because she could have made a REALLY big name for herself. In terms of style, the film almost has a feel of Joe Sarno (Abigail Leslie is Back in Town) to it; solid enough erotic, yet kitchen sink drama and genuinely cinematic. It's no surprise the film is shot so wonderfully as porn veteran Carter Stevens (Punk Rock) was behind the camera with complete artistic freedom. Shots are wonderfully and thoughtfully staged and there are some great handheld and dolly shots thrown in too for good measure! You'll be hard pressed to find a film of this nature and budget that looks as good. Overall, this film has a lot to offer and can warrant repeat viewings.

Wouldn't you know? Vinegar Syndrome have done yet another great job with the restoration and presentation of these films. Aside from maybe one or two incidences with clear signs of irreversible print damage, the films look and sound great, especially when it comes to the cinematography of Carter Stevens in Bella. Speaking of Carter Stevens, the main feature on this disc is a short interview with the man himself (why has no one made a feature length documentary about him!?). He talks about his experience and freedom on the film as well as talking about Blue Underground's very own Bill Lustig and his involvement with the film. It's a fantastic little interview and I hope there's going to be much more in the future. The only other special feature is a trailer for Bella. Overall, this is a solid double feature mainly to commemorate the real life relationship between Arcadia Lake and Eric Edwards. It doesn't just work on that level because both films have the same sort of vibes and compliment each other. If you want to see character driven porn, give this release a try! Just don't let your mother find out... Robin's Nest & Bella are available as a double feature DVD release as well as being streamable on Exploitation.tv

Vinegar Syndrome Review: Pretty Peaches (1978, dir: Alex de Renzy)

  “Introducing Desireé Costeau as 'PEACHES'”

Hugh (John Leslie, DRACULA SUCKS) is about to marry Lily (Flower, SHIELA'S PAYOFF) and he wants his bubbly daughter Peaches (Desireé Costeau, HOT RACKETS) from his first marriage, to be a part of the festivities. Thankfully the stepdaughter-stepmother relationship starts off well with the trio hitting up the nearest slot machines. Unfortunately, Peaches comes to the realisation that she now has to potentially compete for her father's love and attention. After sinking down a few shots she does the sensible thing and jumps in her jeep to let off some steam. Whilst on her little bender, Peaches is involved in an accident and subsequently left unconscious. Thankfully, however help is on hand as Kid (Joey Silvera, CARNAL HAVEN) and Jesse (Ken Scudder, CHAMPAGNE FOR BREAKFAST), two good Samaritans who are having their car problems “nurse” her back to health. Once Peaches has regained consciousness, she realises that she is suffering from amnesia. Seeking their opportunity to have their own personal plaything and the potential of making some good old fashioned ransom money, they invite her to stay with them and help her get better. Kid suggests she pay his “Uncle Percy” a visit. Instead of help, Peaches finds herself on the wrong end (as if there's a right one) of a forced enema. After such a traumatic experience, her spirits are lifted when she finds a potential job as an erotic dancer. Unfortunately, what starts out as an above board (if not slightly scuzzy) audition turns in to Peaches being forced in to an all-girl dominatrix show (it happens to best of us). Just as things are reaching breaking point for Peaches, she has a chance encounter with a handsome psychiatrist (Paul Thomas, JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR) who may hold the key to not only healing Peaches, but reuniting her with her worried father as well bringing her genuine happiness. No matter what the outcome, this is a de Renzy film so it's only going to get even stranger!

  Pretty Peaches is certainly a stand out film. Where else are you going to find a warped adaptation of Voltaire's Candide that plays sexual atrocities off as a goofy comedy? Yes indeed, all of the physical, emotional and psychological abuse dished out to the naïve Peaches is played for laughs! Being a de Renzy film, it wouldn't surprise me if it was purely intentional. Therefore, it may not sit right for some of the more sensitive amongst you, but it sure did make this corrupted soul smirk! From being bubbly and innocent to a complete emotional mess, Costeau plays Peaches perfectly. You really go from swooning to feeling genuine sympathy in a heartbeat. She suffers pretty much every sexual shame you could imagine; raped whilst unconscious, forced enemas, bondage... All that's missing is being shat on! The film is brilliantly cast and as well as those already mentioned, seeing the likes of Blair Harris (TROPIC OF DESIRE) and Sharon Kane (BABYLON BLUE) really help to elevate the film even more. Of course, the lovely Desireé Costeau is the star of the show (not even her bob cut hairstyle can put you off!) and steals every scene she is in. You will be eating out of her hands! All in all, this is a bizarre little comedy that will make you question your existence because of some of the things you WILL genuinely laugh at. It's a simple story that's well written and even though it's a porno with a feature length running time; you won't need to press that fast forward button. You're probably not really going to get off on the action, but it's definitely “interesting” to say the very least. The ironic thing is, de Renzy is capable of much seedier and sinister delights! There's a reason why this film is a classic. There's a reason why most consider this de Renzy's greatest film.

  A wonderful film like this deserves the gold star treatment and golly gosh has Vinegar Syndrome done just that! Restored fully uncut in 2k from 35mm elements, the film looks and sounds fantastic. Of course, there's some minor damage here and there, but it's only there if you are actively looking for it just to bitch on forums. Not only does the film look and sound wonderful, but there's some great special features too. There's a rare interview with Alex de Renzy himself in which he talks about the film, his career and those he had the pleasure to work with. There's also an interview with film historian Dr. Ted Mcilvenna, founder of the Institute for Advanced Study of Human Sexuality which gives us more of an insight in to the prolific de Renzy and a bit of a dick tease regarding multiple unedited documentaries from the great director. Aside from those two wonderful interviews, there are also trailers for Pretty Peaches 2, Femmes de Sade and Baby Face 2. As you can tell, it's a wonderful release and a must own.

Pretty Peaches is available as a stand alone DVD or part of a limited edition Pretty Peaches Blu-ray as well as being available on Exploitation.tv

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Vinegar Syndrome Review: Long Jeanne Silver (1978, dir: Alex deRenzy)

Before I begin ladies & gentlemen, let me take this opportunity to thank you for making 2015 a great year! I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas, a messy NYE and of course, I wish you all a happy 2016!

LONG JEANNE SILVER
(1977, dir: Alex deRenzy)

“I've Got a Secret: I fooled Mother Nature”

 Our film gets off to a great start with the titular Jeanne Silver (WATERPOWER) letting us know that she is handicapped and horny, as well as boasting about having a bigger member than the legendary John Holmes. After such an introduction, we're thrown right in to action with Jeanne enjoying a light hearted threesome with her friends Joey (Joey Silvera, EXPECTATIONS) and Amber (Amber Hunt, CRY FOR CINDY). During this little frolic, we see Jeanne's handicap for the first time. Of course, she utilises it! After that, Jeanne tells us about the almost unlimited sexual opportunities high school has to offer (I obviously went to the wrong school!) and shares her exploits with a boy from her art class who just so happens to be gay. He may not be in to girls, but Jeanne has a trick up her sleeve, I mean her trouser leg! Yes indeed. We all know what happens next! They both enjoy it so who are we to judge!? Following that party trick, Jeanne tells us about fellow students China (China Leigh, TEENY BUNS) and Lori (Lori Blue, CHOPSTIX) who are somewhat prudish. Being the giving girl that she is, Jeanne shows off her Cheri magazine photo shoot and tells them abut life and sex with her stump. Understandably intrigued, they retreat to the bedroom to see what all the fuss is about. Needless to say, their curiosity is rewarded! For her penultimate outing, Jeanne tells us of that time she was a birthday present for a chap named Paul (Paul Thomas, JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR) from his wife Sandy (Sandy Pinney, HER LAST FLING). It's a birthday treat that he will never forget. For her final encounter, Jeanne tells us about one of the many lesbian encounters with her horny, leather clad neighbour (I have no idea who she is). Ending on a high sapphic note for sure!

 Long Jeanne Silver is a unique experience indeed. The film is essentially a series of vignettes broken up and structured around Jeanne addressing us, the audience. To some extent, it's a rather candid documentary with dramatised reconstructions if you will. You really believe that what we are seeing is in fact the life of Jeanne Silver. The conversation between Jeanne, China and Lori especially has a real sense of legitimacy about it. Even the way some of the sex is filmed further cements that. If you have never seen the film, you probably know why this film is as well known as it is and somewhat infamous. To be honest, as much as that scene is quite shocking (a quick search on even the biggest porn site will expose you too much more extreme sexual acts) and stands out, the real star of the show is Jeanne herself. Not only is she a knockout (she's just as, if not more attractive nowadays), she's funny, carefree and downright bubbly. More importantly for me, even though this film is obviously centred around her handicap and how she utilises it, her personality and all round screen presence shine through. Considering that this is a deRenzy flick and it's centred around an amputee, it's not as sleazy or bizarre as you would think. It's really quite a sensitive and an all round human film. Jeanne isn't portrayed as a freak, she's celebrated as opposed to being exploited. Everyone else involved do a great job too, but then again, they have no need to show off their acting chops. The film might have quite a reputation, but it's so much more than that. At around 65 minutes, the film flies by and is an easy watch. Overall, it's a winner that you can go back to time and time again.

Who would have thought we would get a restored and uncut version of this gem? It may not be the greatest looking or sounding restoration job from Vinegar Syndrome, but considering it's restored from a 16mm Archival Print, that can be forgiven. In terms of special features, there's only a commentary track. As much as I would have loved a trailer (if there actually is one that exists), I am not going to complain because the commentary track (recorded over the phone so it's perfect) is from Jeanne herself who is essentially going in to the film blind. It's entertaining as it is amusing. Overall, this is a must own for fans of the film and newcomers a like. It warms my cold, almost dead heart that a film like this is now has a restored, easy to obtain and ultimately legitimate release. Not only that, but it's great to see that thanks to this release, the wonderful Jeanne Silver is now finding a new audience and getting the respect that she deserves. It's also great that most of us can now get rid of that pesky Alpha Blue Archives disc!

Long Jeanne Silver is available on DVD from Vinegar Syndrome.

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